JOEY'S MAIL ORDER FINE ART (TM)

Joey spends most of his time these days waiting for the world to finally end. Until that finally happens, he's got some hours to fill.  Give him $5 and a ONE WORD suggestion and a QUESTION. Using these 3 tools, he will put a blackandwhite art on one side of a postcard that he will spend AT LEAST 10 minutes on, answer your question on the other, and mail it to you. 

Offer valid until the USPS collapses.